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Category Archives: Nonsense
One Quid Squid Curry Kills Kid
A realistic ‘Shock Horror’ headline suitable for the British Tabloids. There once was a kid with … Continue reading
Posted in Limericks, Nonsense
Tagged British Tabloids, curried squid, curry, funny poems, limerick, limerick poetry, money, poem, poetry, quid, rhyme, shock horror, spices, spicy, squid, Tabloids, verse
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Bass Player Limerick
When researching for this limerick for musicians, I found an advert for a bass player in … Continue reading
Posted in Music, Nonsense
Tagged band, bass player, bassist, gigs, ireland, limerick, Musician
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Base Humour?
A humorous illustrated tour of the many names a double bass may carry. NOT the same … Continue reading
Posted in Double Bass, Nonsense
Tagged bull fiddle, cartoon, cartoons, comic, contrabass, doghouse bass, double bass, double bass player, funny, humor, humorous, illustrations, slap bass, Stand-up bass, string bass, upright bass
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A Canny Canner Can
I like this limerick. Unfortunately, I didn’t write it. A canner exceedingly canny One morning remarked … Continue reading
Posted in Limericks, Music, Nonsense
Tagged can the can, canner, cartoons, ditty, funny, funny poems, humor, humorous, illustrations, limerick, poem, poetry, rhyme, silly, suzi quatro
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Chopin Liszt
Going to the supermarket can be a chore – boring, stressful… an impossible riddle. Here is … Continue reading
Posted in Nonsense, Writing
Tagged beer, cartoons, Chopin, compose, composer, heineken, humor, humorous, humour, illustrations, kate, liszt, shopping list, shurely shome mishtake, supermarket
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A prudish old man called McNaughton
A prudish old man called McNaughton Had all the clothes that he ought on Undressing one … Continue reading
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Tagged cartoons, clothes, funny poems, humor, humorous, humour, illustrations, McNaughton, naked, oap humour, OAP limerick, old age, old man limerick, pensioner limerick, poem, undressed
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The Leeds Beads Man
There was a young man from near Leeds Who’s attire was made all of beads He … Continue reading
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Tagged beads, cartoons, course, funny poems, horse, humor, humorous, humour, illustrations, Leeds, race
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Stamps – A Silly Limerick
Jo Barnard, a printer of Old Made stamps in Mauritius, I’m told Those he made wrongly … Continue reading
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Tagged blue penny, funny poems, humor, humorous, humour, Joseph Barnard, mauritius, Post Office, post paid, stamps, Stamps Mauritius
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Yul-tide Greetings (an ode to Yul Brynner)
At Yuletide I sailed on the sea ‘Cross the red and the black ones to see … Continue reading
Udderly Stupid
An udderly stupid old cow Foolishly took a firm vow To eat only lead But it went … Continue reading
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Tagged cartoons, cow, dead, funny poems, humor, humorous, humour, illustrations, lead, mad cow disease, poem, poetic license, udder, utterly
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