Tag Archives: funny poems

Funny limerick poems that (should be) good for a giggle.

Bass Uke vs Double Bass

  • From: 2012-05-18
  • To: 2012-05-18
And the winner is...

My double has just lost it’s place, In my heart as my favourite bass, The uke … Continue reading →

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Vanessa

  • From: 2011-08-01
  • To: 2012-05-12
Vanessa

Vanessa will serve you a drink With a big golden smile and a wink Her charming … Continue reading →

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Silly Sums Limerick – Number 2

  • From: 2012-05-14
  • To: 2012-05-14
Do the Math

Not the second limerick I have written, but a limerick about the number 2. A very … Continue reading →

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Balikopy Barman

  • From: 2011-01-01
  • To: 2012-05-10
Balikopy Barman

Brandon the barman is fine When serving strong spirits and wine But ask for a beer … Continue reading →

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Purple Haze On A Plate

  • From: 1995-01-01
  • To: 1995-01-01
Before the solo

In response to Hugo’s criticism that I forgot Chris’ plastic plate, plastic fork, mixed veg and … Continue reading →

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Hugo, a righteous lead singer

  • To: 1996-12-20
  • From: 1989-12-01
Fags Booze and Sex

Hugo, a righteous lead singer Sang songs of his life as a sinner Of his unending … Continue reading →

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Marcus – Drummer Boy

  • From: 1995-03-03
  • To: 1995-07-03
Marcus – Drummer Boy

Marcus, the king of all drummers Was barking for three nineties summers With one arm or … Continue reading →

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Chris – Musical Boozer

  • From: 1993-08-01
  • To: 1996-12-20
Chris – Musical Boozer

Now Chris is a musical boozer He can play in a blind drunken stupor The bass, violin … Continue reading →

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Jase The Bass

  • From: 2012-04-18
  • To: 2012-04-18
He's Fallen Over

I don’t know how many double bass limericks there are in the world. I didn’t find … Continue reading →

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Make Do And Mend

  • From: 2012-04-15
  • To: 2012-04-15
Make Do And Mend

I actually don’t agree with this limerick at all. Making do and mending is a good … Continue reading →

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